L. j . otji\iU<~u uiu _ lo/ir/^g Good Evening, Everybody: ati-a^aa A dramatic search is going on in the Province of Ontario, ^even people including four women have been missing several days. And it is feared they may have been drowned. Last Saturday this party started out in a three cylinder motorboat from Kirkland Lake, Ontario. They started on their fishing trip to Miller Island. But they didn’t xx. xxtVLXxj^Umx return. Monday their friends became anxious, and yesterday an airplane was sent out to look for them. The observers in this plane saw their three x cylinder boat beached on another 4=ai^d^called Franklin Island. All the supplies and A equipment in the boat were in tact* This leads their friends to think they may have been drowned. Nevertheless two airplanes, fully equipped, are in readiness at Kirkland Lake to continue the search. However, they aa««—t#> wait tiar a break in thfr- weather before flying possible. If these bodies seven have been drowned, their/kHxtx probably will not be recovered MjdtBXXx until the ice breaks up In the opring. x JUJ u F ao T What amounts to a state of siege prevails in Belfast today. At midnight last night the authorities thought they had the riot of the unemployed quieted down. But at eleven o'clock this morning it broke out again, and got beyond control bjp the police. ^ A* A dispatch to the Baltimore Post reports that the Belfast authorities called out a detacchment of that k J iz Z -&e or*. ^ famous^Inniskilling Fusiliers. ' * a battalion of the King's Royal Rifles from England. In addition to this three thousand police are on guard. «7 mrn UDUliii Uncle Sam hasn’t yet given up all hope of bringing bacic Samuel Xnsull to the United. States* A dispatch from Washington to the Trenton Times says that State Department officials have a plan for returning him to America so that he can be tried in Chicago. The government refused to say what the plan is. hard working diplomat had planned to go duck hunting. Just as he was starting, Samuel Insull Athens. As soon as fa* his presence in the Greek capital was known, a deluge of orders arrived from Washington to the American Legation So this poor diplomat had to stick close to nis desk^ Isn’t Apropos of this, a sad tale Is being told about the plight of the American Charge'^ d’Affaires in Athens. This diplomat has to work. mem l s The troops of the Mikado are pressing a hot campaign - what they call a campaign of extermination - against roaming bands of guerillas and Chinese irregulars in Manchuria, Heavy casualties are reported Japanese military headquarters. But the casualties are mostly on the Chinese side AiSlA A report comes from Mukden that an English woman,, the wife of an accountant of the British American Tobacco Company, has been shot and killed at a place near Harbin. Her two children were kidnapped by bandits and it was in an effort to protect them that she was shot. Officials of the company are trying to check up the report. mLAMB Here1s a dispatch from a town whose name I can*t pronounce. It is spelled fcxxxWx L-w-o~w. I can’t pronounce It in gnglish, let alone Polish. But thseis in Poland a w is pronounced like a double f, so you can try it out for yourself $ w-crrd oJZxL 8jc Be that as it may, a dispatch to the Detroit News says that the police inL-w-o-w discovered a plot for an uprising by students in the University there. The officials claim they have documentary proof of a student revolution. Two hundred undergraduates have been arrested. © Fire arms have been confiscated. The raids are still going on. />- U_ uJ- o - W l y The entire police force has been mobilized, and the citj^loorcs like an army camp BERLIN Til© militarist cabin.©! of Gsrniany is sot on changing the constitution of Republic. A dispatch to the New York Eveirag Post points out that this was made clear by a speech of Chancellor von Papen in Munich today. The Chancellor said the cabinet is determined to reshape the country's and economic life. nWe have both the ¥;ill and the power to do so,’' he added. The Militarists are determined to change the constitution so that the Cabinet and not the Parliament shall manage the country. He intimated further that the Cabinet will continue to defy the Parliament even if the Parliament opposes the reforms that are proposed. In sfcs other ’words they will go on disolving the Parliament indefinitely in order to have their own way. Von Papen said further that German commerce cannot flourish if Germany does not enjoy the same respect abroad as a other nations. In order words tia^ Kodbi^quality of arms is necessary to the economic recovery of bh*? GerraanVReoubHi-te. imposter u-4 6 A iJL> , 0ne Part °r Germany is giggling, find the other part of it is shocked because a new national hero has been exposed* The end of last May a man returned to Germany after long absense, telling a romantic tale* His story was that he had passed sixteen years of incredible hardships in Africa as a French prisoner. Part of his tale was a thrilling narrative of how he had escaped from the French, He immediately jumped into popular favor. was feasted and honored all over the place. He sold the serial ' a . <%- rights tar the story of the inhuman sufferings he experienced in A that French prison camp in Africa, In fact he considerable antl.-French feeling. His even led to diplomatic correspondence between Berlin and Paris. Today it turns out that this rxs hero never was a war prisoner at all. In fact he was not the man he represented himself to be. The vrounds he showed were actually those of an re-aroused operation he had undergone in a hospital. He had never been until last ^ outside Germany His knowledge jjjfcgfcgmdbE^g of African landmarks he got entirely from A !ii: 'v*** IMFOSTEH - 2 | 1 : i picture postcards which he bought in Italy. C*wL^' va _-<? v O | loa-ay—th-e—ffta r-ke-t—on—h^r-aes ^n—&erfttarny---i-s—g-ejaowhar%- c^X. sfe In MOSCOW ^ Today v/e are begianing to find out why the Communist ►vs. oarty expelled Gregory Zinovieff and twenty-four other prominent Communists. It was because of a plot to overthrow the leadership of Stalin. At any rate so says the Soviet official newspaper^ 7^ A dispatch to the Detroit Nev/s adds that most of the Communists KsauifiEiHd. kicked out of the party nx^'r-jz followers of Trotsky This was a big day in the English racing world. They — / m j- Jf Jt ran the Ceaarevitch at New Market, one of the biggest^social sporting events in the United Kingdom. It ranks next to importance among flat races to the Darby, the Ascot Gold Cup, and the St. Leger. A dispatch to the Montreal Star says that King George, Queen M xx ± k Mary, Princess Maryland her husband. Lord Harewood, were in the big crowd that saw the race. The Cesarerktch was won this year by an outsider called Nitslchin. The favorite was a horse named Sandwich owned by the ^arl of Rosebery. Sandwich ran third. Millions of pounds were invested in sweepstakes in this event. Many of them in the United States and Canada. One of themost interesting demands for a job that I»ve come across recently is described in a story in the Toronto Star. Gordon Sinclair, a writer on the staff of that excellent and lively paper, spent last winter in the canyons for him as he prowled through India. The other day Mr. Sinclair received a letter written on passionate pink note paper. It read as follows: "Respected Sir: I most humbly and respectfully beg to request that I have no job, I am your most humbly, I am work for you. Only for you. You who have seen many miles of India some day come see many more miles»n Mr. Sinclairfs Gurkha whose name is Narayan, may have a job, Sinclair shoulc go back to India immediately if not sooner. and ravines c of the Gurkha race, as ne puts it, m*# a spot of ladyTs maiding The gist of that seems to be that in order that The letter goes on to relate Narayan*s experience Jon 2 with an American tourist. And here's the way he puts it; nOne day is come American Sahib with big motor car. He is wanting to go for Kashmir and I ask job of bearer. He sayf he have already two bearer but I show him chit from you. American Sahib is laugh very much by what you write of me and X get job. He say you have write in chit that X rob everybody but my master .11 Gordon Sinclair winds up his description of Narayan by saying that he can't think of any better companion And I might add that this bears out my own experience of Gurkhas. v .TT.FRED funk c Lx- Well, all that foreign news reminds me of far travels in strange places and rather makes me v/ant to go roving. It also reminds me of a smart little volume that I have here with me. It's a book of | le poems by Wilfred Funk — not such solemn poetry. The title of the volume is "Light Lines and Dears." Here*s one stanza that caught my eye:- "But I*11 take the roaring typhoon On the road to Ninh-a-fu, With a drunken star to steer me. And a leathery, deep-lunged crew. But I*11 take mine in the movies. If it1s all the same to youl" Well, that»s^afe^^fai^^ -U du ■ m '-i.ii-L.xj Here are tonight’s prize winners on the Sunoco Tall Story contest. Hundreds of hi la r lotre--1 flies, have been coming in from those genial souls who cultivate the great A American whopper. n pi‘lB<i, You- know|—the Ide-gt i-fl to —trhlnk up toll g-torieo—abou^ SunoeOj rip onorting-whoppcrft. Everybody that sends one in gets a handsome nmriimrrrb certificate of membership to the Tall Story Club. ^t.hrr"wildcat ywryi*—■UJ~T,KMd un t»bo nin« Each whopper that use* in tiw-broadcast wins an autographed Aw A copy of the book. Tall Stories. Well, for tonight we have a doctor who talks fflighiqp tell^ MTT Dr. J. H. Watson, of Janet, Pa. Dr. Watson relates hew he was driving along in his c&r and the tank was half full of ordinary ktneteofi gas. He stopped at a station and had the tank filled the rest of the way with Blue Sunoco. Shortly afterward he heard a terrific commotion in the gas tank. mam* TATJ, - 2 III -rot out t-o investigatP, ti writes what do you think I found to be the cause of Why the Blue Sunoco was oounding the dickens Dr, Watson, "and all that racket? out of that other kind of gas, just whaling the daylights out of it.n Not bad, but here * s a better one:- Georgia Bandall of Lebanon, Pa., tells how a little boy asked his father, nbaddy, what makes Lowell Thomas talk so fast?" And Daddy answered: "Because he drinks Blue Sunoco." at Well, mayb^ that’s the reason. But^any rate, the teller of that whonner js certainly go^n;1: to get a copy of the Tall Stoiy Book, as It looks, tho I myself earned an extra degree in the r\ Tall Story Club last night. Mayor Grimmer of Tem-isk-kam-ang, Quebec, Tem-isk-kara-anr he tells us is the way to pronounce it — well, Mavo^ Grimmer wires that they haven't had fifteen inches of* snow ud there. He says it was only a flurry and he’s mailing me the nroof, Tn fact flowers are in bloom and it fs known as Quebec's flower town. Also 60^ of the wood nulo for the world's sunnly of rayon silk comes from there. So here's to Em* Tem-1sk-kam ang the flower town, not the fifteen 'nches of snow town. ' "~r~' " ^jgtassasim _ .. ^ - CUKH The farmers of Iowa today have been looking at the long? long rows of their magnificent corn crop. As they were looking they v/ere also wondering what on earth they would do with them. There appeared only small probability that there*11 be any profit to the farmer on this crop. after paying two cents a bushel for the husking. A dispatch to the Nashville Tennesseean says the crop amounts to half a billion bushels. So the, farmers are wondering how they can turn this into money. Most of it probably they will use for feeding cattle and hogs. hundred million bushels wSiJ be allowed to rot in the fields. They figure that the only thing to do with the rest of it is to use it for fuel. Some of the 19S1 crop is still in the Iowa cribs. >r ijsyETT® A discovery by a French physician has raised hob with hotel keepers in Paris. A dispatch to the Newark News says this physician announced that insomnia may be caused because your bed is placed wrong. Beds, he said, # should run hh * north and south^ Magnetic currents from the North to the South Pole flow easily and freely through your body. If they pass through your=k©dy from side to side, they may cause restlessness and a feeling of lassitude the following day. Well, this announcement was widely read in Paris. As a consequence of this the hotels were besieged with demands for changing the position of the beds. Hundreds of guests wanted the beds switched around so that they could sleep j? north and south. Even some American visitors have tried the experiment and whether they imagined it or not, they said they slept better in consequence. »w*x=" h . *-: t :. tc 2^7 s.=l= icui^iir liers «tio aay -•e listaELl^' in, ?l-e = se '.cn,': clsj^f we if th^ iii'lr woman se'f jcu *o work -o.nlf to :o sane fimilfore noTin?: K I fr. ; o~ - rrpor tin-r *jie oe^s. ♦ v ^ ^>CA l m . - i----- ——--— -------------------