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looks as though a revolution of major
orJ ' i - i on ^ <i2-S
'roken out over there-.—As
yoii knov/, ^rouble has been threaten ino in
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but thi s t iiie they
say i
t
o n k s i i a c e n e r a I out
b r
e a k.
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lae 1
b
t er n a i i on
a
I \e w s Service states
t : r o u 'is h s s s t a r t e d i n t he B a s q u e;
hear
the
kx
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l
h e
y r e. i n e s ,
o f
country, u n i n
French border. Several regiments
infantry c ir' cavr I ry have :nut in ied.
There 1s a rurn
j
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,;amon Franco, is one of the rebel;
aviator
leaders
esc? ie ’
F ranco is
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h e
Iyer v’ho recently
fro i prison. He had been arrested
fo talkinc against the government. The
revolution a rt r o o o s are s t a t i o n e d i n a
j,
i
o o v/ e r f u I h o r d e r f o r t r e s s , a n o are s a i c t o
be determ i ned t o r s!
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Madrid. Strict censorship Has been
establ i bv an ’ not much n, 3 is coming
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av an a s ay
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y\
lean s t?*****^^
rnart i a I i aw.
h Uni
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ed Press i nf orr:is us that crowds
.re not a I I o'r e d to form on the streets of
Lnv Uu: an ten, and soldiers are patro
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hrom li:aly comes word that if a cir!
likes nil
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not a lieutenant, a captain, nor a colonel
--- but a csneral.
-generals are
usual I y a I i -tie older, but they come
c he a o c .. n
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j: e d .r ess d i s p a t c h
printed in the uhicaco Daily Times tells
us that in 11a Iy, as in most European
countries, an officer is not allowed to
i "dot"
marry unless his bride brines him a
- that is, no off icer^except a genera!
There's a recuI ar scale of or ices
for the military marriage market in Italy.
A girl has to h ave
a
W60C . 00 a year to marry
A
ieutenant ; . v400.00 to marry a captain
but c e n er a Is are free. ihe reason, of
course; is not that generals are worthless
as or i v s t es v/o u
Id have you believe
that fees junior officers don't
get enough nay to supoort a brine.
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naire of the lew Literary Digest and hereTs
one that c aucht my eye ;
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5' r' * ’ » J aot o !<nov; t hat the mar a
fork founr1 in Africa.
bou is
but v/ho could the famous general be that 1
went in
top
such strange nets? So I turned
to the article in vv h i c h the q u e s t i o n w as
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answered and there I found that the general
VV^rwjl
in question was my old friend. Lord Allen-
by, the conqueror of Jerusalem.
I :• i • h': have gu es -ed
, because in
tu e d a y s hen i v.'as v.' i th A I ! enby 1 s cava! r y
u
'in 'n: I e stine, I had many an occasion to
observe how i 11erested he was in birds.
In fact, by the enrl of the
c am n a i c: n , f\ I ! e n b y k n e w t n e n a m & o f every
20 Wild flower an^ every bird in the
21 Land. Lnormous flocks of migratory '' ire's
22 are constantly winging their way t ac-< and
23 forth
over
p a I e st i
ne,V
A
I I enby had a York-
nat
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25 ural ist.
Without his army ;;nowi nu any
LIT T :-y "IT •'
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the e t igr- tory bird, would .-tot. Vhenever a new s-eeies of
bird arnvc-c, tr-e sergeant ould hurry x to headquarters end
tell All nby. The great Conraiandei-In-Chlef would rut aside
the rroblemr of i -r and strat -y end would slip down to see
the hird for r.c;self.
In th t -est article, the f«^ous Swedish ratur&list,
Ben it Berg tells ho*., h- visited Lord Allenby end the Conqueror
of the Turks t ild him a curious story •‘bout a crane the t had a
messere tied around its neck.
That crane fell into the hands of
fighting dervish- r ' n Africa nnd those dervishes actually held,
e trial * nc tried the crane as 8 sr-y. Yes, and they sentenced
the bird to death •rd executed it.
But /.hng ; .ok to th- t Literary Digest que; tLmnaire,
here is '-.noth**: que. tion that will interest many:
"V/HBRT ARE THE
GOE^T AMD TOR' T
j
TOSLUITOBB FCIT'D ?'*
’■Veil., I’ve .of de the Intimate nerSonal eoqua’ntanoe of a
tpe
world,
ao I made my own guess
t of t-ngry mosquitoes all
ovei
put I’ll tell you about that
d it turned out to be corr’e-
, .
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mosouitoes. If you oaQ't * wait
morro.. night,
record-break!
;lu.,<,y Digest.
st turn to your co y ■>1 L‘1"
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n,'v £ vr xj ..rsh i rr ton 1:ocfs.v
stiM 3 ,ds a ■ ^ War! ike. i he Democrats,
es £• in their v/rath over the
pres i rent' s sur-re st ion that uonrress was a
P •
' 1i-
-! i 't i03 v: i t!-, human mi sery . Then
the Re Mean insurgents trained their
guns on the .. h i te House too.
I
I n e .• r e s i c! e n t , t h e y say, doesn't
see:
to
m
i
n
' the a ttacks. ..hat does annoy
him ^sssemss&E is that the regular Republ jean
Senators c! i c'n ' t seer, to rally round.
mi—rrrhrrTnii't~tinm I
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u "gi'ik I i (. a.r
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au'!: another .. ash inf t on d i spatch to
he ohicaco u a i I ’/ t\ev:s states that Senator
at son and ^ 0 e a •< e r Loncv/o rt h are forming a
group to !“ac'' Mr. Hoover’s policies.*---------^
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ics ve have some
pot i: istic news from .as nine ‘cun. o oni..eD
tress disnatch states that the federal
Keserve „ank is in a sounder condition
than ever k fore* hnorm us amounts of
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Tioney ar
p
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1 a 0 lT n i c h t f or t he boxing
Sam0*
‘n a couple of hours now, two big
f!' ht swill r t unde r w ay . in Chic ag o ,
Younc >tr i b l ing ts.k€ s on i uf fy ....r i f f i ths•
I he w h i c c.c a Lai I y limes rem i nds us that
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ewpi h e f t
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w a. II o i i n r in his las ii f e w f i o h 1 s
lot of oeople think he'll eventually be
the one to flatten out the husky German*
Max tchme!ins, and thus brine the
heavyweight c h a o i o n s h i : of the wor I d
back to .-.me. pica.
In Ne
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Yor
i d ChocoI ate, t hat
flash inr vUban
naian—j
who has made
such a sensation, is getting his shot at
the featherweight championship. He 1 s
fighting
the present title holder, who goes
by the war I ike name of batal mo.
Accorr'inc o the u n i ■ r tress, .i> o .
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fight
experts
think
a
i r oco ! ate
wi ! | rive data I i no the
hot
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Stockho,fT1 bl ; ' ^ . rs of I Nobel prizes
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i n n er. Yes *1^5.
Sinclair L e w is, the
'' riz e for liter at u r e•
S n -.is
are a
speech in ac c
en t i
n c; t he
a n ’
t
re S n i a e cl [ r e s s c afj'! e s a f e w
v/ i n n e r o f t r
or i ze
io pines he t he said. He declared that as
n
|a writer he was honest*, but
i
nd
i
screet. and
little i .rpo I i t e . He descr i bed the Unit ed
jtstes
as the
\ ..rldrs most contr ad i otory
anr’ stirrinc land, and added that we are
is pm ere i n from the stuffiness of safe, sane
^nc: d u
! I provincialism.
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hat sound
h ( . r e a r 6 r urn !c I i n g s t o n i c h
I i v e a t hr e at en i ng s t or m o f
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ber
a b i t
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v e r s e o u t
o f t. he i r
t h ?.
Inere usee' to be
out
b
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the
rail roar’s as a
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n‘'e enc*!er’ someth; nr ! ike this:
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ihepe never was an au
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n a t c : i! lie'", a r a i I r o a d t r a i n . M
! » ‘ a! i for t 0 se sentiments.
Nevertheless, a r a ■' i 0 listener v:r i t e s i n an d
tells me 3*:' an au
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0 that ri i d i i ck a ra i I -
road train. ltTs r ooi d. toll
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ns on of
A u b u rn u a I e , H o r i r a . H ere is tu: e s
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jov/n near ..aleic! , worth Uaro I ina,
dim rinton vfas driving his roadster, he
starter' across the railroad tracks. e I I ,
i t v; as t h e s ame 0 I ^ s
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0 r y • I he t r a i n hit
the auto. d in
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s car was tossed twenty
yap ’ s i n t 0 a coa I p He. i he t r a i n s
l
0 n 0 e d .
p f t e r a f e'f i to u t e s o i m T s car c a ni 0 c n u u g i n g
!;y t
q
t '■*' © o 0
q
| p j I © b at 11 y e 1 fe , ■- u x still
in the race. I he locomotive, how ver, had
oroken :
c
ju
d
I in oin, and was delayed for
i rty minutes.
j• hat boy dim was just
r i n, down
rirht Iuc v y
.nc
bv the way , i
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IT OF DAY -
todi
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tr.:t tnere has been a noticeable reduction in these grade
crossing colli, ions during the nast year. The information comes
fro a Manering Director T. H. Cameron of the National Safety Council,
.hid* .. rc..::ii. ion a r you on.:.., :s \v? g ‘ n y continuous warfare against
accIdents if r 11 .-cind , He said that the 1930 accidfnt record
will show very slight, if any, increase over 1929. Last year,
on the oth r hand, there was an 11# increase, end big increases
have been retty regular during recent years,
American industry, Hr. Cameron told me is solving its
accident oroblera. He said that the We-tern Electric plant here
in Chicago - the largest single unit industrial "dant in the
world -- went through the month of November with only five injuries
among 30,000 e i loyees, simply because they're fighting against
accidents.
I ? . kei an old Chicago newspaper man to -r ich the news
item if the day for me this afternoon. His name is Valter Gregory.
T knew hiai long years ago when 1 w- s a newspaper man out aero.
Me-’ ’Walter Gregory is the manager of the historic r aimer nou; e.
n
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-v,^ c + ri-nv this former newspaper man -elected? Why,
^ i'oke :
a lrn
r ghMou? from under ay nose
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a y^rn from
vieekls^Liternry Dihst - , story about the lowly donkey - - the
stolid, clodding,
in,;
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true friend of
J2.
. c.n
You knc-’,• Kim >
C C l l! , '■ S S'
the.t easv r'oinr
o’, rr ot
!on o i cture
t! at v e see oc cr s i on
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I y in o e am us erne n t par k s car r y i n g I i t -
i •
” cn its ' ack -- an^a; ently as
i c ' household tabbv cat•
but the digest quotes from an arti
c ! s e nt o ?1 ^ y th e
h
ei:soa:o er Enter nr i se
. s so c i £ t i
j
n . ivi. ^ . ft u s gr s ve . u ame D-
i a I i
i s
w e c
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st of the United States Forest service,
t’ e \vr iter
n ho rives us a re a
Dr
e k y
anc i. r -
y d e
It seems "hr
I ovv“dorn on the burro
’-he burro is s i I right when
under th influence of mr n
but oust
bet
h i m cet aw an/
f p o m
and he b cn es a herd fighter
- - e v e n a k
i
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civi ! i zation a f ew years
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other words, the meek ndesert canary” is
a. st hecom i nr th e v; i I rest w i I d an i
m
a I i n
lout h5 e s t • lurned loose in sections of
g
r j zo n r r :
u{
e
r; Mexico, the bur
r
os
r
un w i I d
t h e
and I earn
to
sf
i ft for
cne. seives
end t hs y
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a v e n e c s, e
f e r o c i o us anb c unn i n g beasts*
r a
!re ^ i c es c
t e
s us that they wi I I fight
mount a
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o n s
and
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r i ve
C £ 11
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grass I c.n f s anc w a16r holes —
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enc
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xo
stock ran
o6r
s- In
short
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Trtenc
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t r a ve
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h u r r o
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p
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pacf^s, too, just I ike
i n
w olves, a n ■: . h e v
ire
I e d b y a f i c h t i n a
jack
V!
h
o v
i n s
h
is
n
I ac e u n
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e r
t h e
aq e - o I
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aw of
Lhe survival of the fittest* but
l can't tel ! you the whole yarn. I here
isn't time. nut if you want a tang of
the o
r* west and
t whiff of sage-rush,
t
u
r n t o v »u r n e
vv
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iter
ar y
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s t and
rear! the storv ahou" the v/i Id donkeys of
just
the Southwest.
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Hen's a goddess break i nr i nt ) th
n e w s .
o h e
Pele,
t h e
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the Fire
G Q
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s onie
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f r
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n h aril t; f o r s ome t i m e , b ut no
\r s
he
has re t ur ne r cnr e very h ody i s hap >y , and
thr ukeleles are strum: inc. ;<hat I mean
is; th at the great volcano of Kilaueau, out
m o u n 19. t n
i h
i n h ava i i , i s f I am i nr at a i n .
has been ruiet for over a year, but now
accord ine to a snecial tiis natch
to
t h e C h i -
earn
j
a i I y f\ ews , the r e hs. s heen a treat
|t' i so I ay of fir"vorks .
The Hav/ai ians th ink that Ki I aueau is
!the castle of Pele, the fire coddess. And
when the mountain is smoking and flaming,
I v.’ h y c h at m c an s the f ire coddess is in her
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house- ,.nr' itTs a sign of rood luck. It
is good luck in more ways than one, becaus
Iwhen Ki 1 aueau is active , the tour i sts come
■f j
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ip p f n ‘ th y 't r i " i c ^ I e n
l
y o ■ A'
u
© r i c an
rjc
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here comes an alltack on ^at h 1 uba, i t
Q r £ ei i 'o o 1 i t j c a! v i c t f r y w a s
a p p e a r s t h a t
t he
c o n d u c t
w as in
sco rer Ab* ca u s e a c e r ta in c an di
c
ate d i d n * t
t a k e a h r t n d u r i n c t he c am p a i g n .
ti
h o w a s
t:r canb i 'ateY ./hy he v: a s
j
r. i i bur L.
cross, D' ai of the Yale graduate school.
°jDea i C r os s r an for So ve rn or of conne ct i cut
on the Democratic t i cket an d won a
sm ash i nc victory.
,.ccor d i no to the United Press
'W
Jean saic* on? reason ’^e vas able to
a whirlvind campaign v/as because he
oerfect health. Tuned right up to concert
pitch. i-.nd v/ h y
i
im.l'fclr.
Becruse he hadn't taken a bath.
uov:rnor-elect dross stated that he
was so busy electioneering - getting up
so ea.r! y an?' going to bed so I aT- - that
ne never even ha.c t ime to look ax a bath
tub, ni i
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c less jump into one.
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also spoke a f ev> learner words #
about the history of bath tubs in politics
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administration of President Fillmore. Fillmore hod one r>ut in
in spite f the fact thvt his doctors told him it would be
dangerous to be ‘ bet.veen October 1st and June 1st. But
President Fillmore v:c,s u cuurageous man. He insisted upon
having that .hite House bath tub installed.
Governor-el ct Cross of Conn;cticut then asks:
nV.fhen did we have our greatest Presidents? In the?
bath-tub Hyp in the rre-bnth tub era?” He ansers the
que ti <n by ’ointlng to shington and Jefferson and J ckson.
The dean is .are that American statesmanship was at its highest
neak in the re-brth tub ere.
•.Veil, a. ter that one, let's all turn on the sriggot,
fill un the tub and finish off our evening with a nice xii cold
rlunge in honor of the Governor-elect of Connecticut, Dean Cross
of Yale.
BO LCPG UNTIL TC’iORRO.V MIGHT.