fog Ui ^ f J— ^ | - .7 J cl L s CL -' l ■. ‘C . y ? A>' ^ • ' r^ ■ XJ C ; / Lf 30 , 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 &v4 ^.A official exn an ax i on Is#- Page____ } t n i n y :o t e i' i 0 u s d e at h ^;h e fog over in 3e I 0 i u11. I t seem3 t hat t h e Valley 0 f the iVj 1 v i v e r was f i I I ec! w i th a fog so dense 1 r -1 , it literally t u r n e d da y i n 10 nirht anr’ human beings and animals fell a nr’ die- in it. They thought it must be 0 i s o n g a - - chat it had seeped in from s 0me w here. there was a feel ing of brooding, mystery and terror. lis the Chicago Times all the world has been guess- A inr. Froiinent scientists have had their say. Gone held it must be poison gas. others sai'1 it was merely a fog that killed. but now the Belgium Ministry of Health announces that all the victims had been suf f er i ne from lung or * eai c ct out- I e and these were just aggravated by the wet heavy mist. And s> it was the fog after all and not poison gar • ' ^ ^ b0 'nc,° d i b I y s u c! d e n an' thick <-ha t oe op I e \i■. o were iscl inec! to nave he..., . <=-l'-' u -J dies simo 1 he 01 or S3 and die 0 Un ited Press resorts that the F 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 2 Page__ u er of people who died was 60 num it is reoopted that y . - A an d =m=^ i s n o v' s p r e a d i n g A nto h pane e \ I ; ■ "Tri^ Cr^or: In ,,r:; l iru*ton the fi.-ht is on concern ng the anount ox ...oi; y th t ho ilc be ?riven to heir' the farmers. President Hoover .--n* s '15,000,000. tut v.hen the ^resident’s recommendation went to the btns te At*r. culture 1 Committee the boy x there vvsinted to raise the -’ante” to 00,0 '0,0 . It’s really a three-cornered battle, because the cultur? 1 Committer of the -louse of perrej.entatives is again, t th- 60,000,0'0 ice- of the Cenete’s; and on the other hand, it also cannot see the 7 re ident’s fS5,000,000 scheme. The Congressmen insist uTion beinr original. They suggert ^30,000,0 0, L'e’n.hile, the f rnr rs are sitting, ju.- t . itting -- and nrobehly thinking, ' ’ 3C i 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 PAL Page Perhao s y ou * ve he ar d about the de­ bate that is racing in the Loiscopa! c h u r c h . e ! ! , there is an a r t i c I e about it in his w e e k T s Literary Digest. The article i something like this:- "13 th :_ lpiscopal church catholic 1 C v P vlTEPTANT OP BcTH?11 And then the Di­ gest goes on to sum up the various argu- ments in a way that will strike home to mi I I ions of us who are i nt erested in reli­ gion. It also aosw rs thet Question about a o o s t o I i c succession, which I mentioned last night. Apostolic succession is a doctrine ^ n that the Christian n in i stry co *1 es dovvn t'rou h "Che ages in an unbroken succession. It is oassed on from one ceneration to another by bishops who are o r d a i t - d ministers. .. e I ! , ■ f' e r e T 3 a lot of controversy on the subject, and t h i s w e e !<1 s Liter a r y ah 0uJ_ i *i . T”w-oL -to i — & — y . j ic e31 tells us ail ( |^ Cut t re in Chicago there’s a college where the organizing. I mentioned the* name of it lent night. It's Loyola University. As I tx 1 in- , ' • • ‘ rer idc.nt oi Loyola ha announced that there vT i be no . w inter-coll gir.te footbrll at tlv t institution. But, the Chic- go Doily News tells us that the students don't li <e thI: decree. They have organized committees to ^lead wit' the f culty. But while football is under fire among the boys, it seem.1 to be neklng plenty of herdway with the girls. According to the Inttrnnti .nr 1 Lews rervice, tvo sorority teems clayed a wild and . o '>ly game at Portland, Maine. Along about this ae-r on of the yi ar it* 8 bit chilly in Idcine. But the gii'ls ■ . A girl on one team staged e 4£ yard off-teckle run, follow d by e fine -lunge xt for a touchdo.n. The story adds thrt when the girls tossed forward T>asres they hrd to use both hsnds; also one of them wore her . aI • eft right in th : le : -ointment with her hairdresser. FOOTBALL - P Yer , tut In t:nite of p H thi p , the referee is said *o v p» n listc bot} teems f. r ugh play. a Navy - £6 Penn, - 0 Tenn - 12 Fla - 6 Georgia- 13 Ga. Tech. 0 Colgate 7 N.Y. Univ.6 Cernegie Tech "6 Wash, and Beff. 0 Notre Dame 27 Univ. of Calif. 0 f\L 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Page '•’T3 0 h£r I o s Levins, the ma.n wHo f I sw to berinany v'ith Clarence Chamberlain, seems t o ' e o u t o f t hat t i r h t c or ne r. he into- over in r,us 1'r i a. The A s'o c ip ted ,ress cables that he has een released by the Vienna police, and that the counterfeit inc c h ar r e has been drooped. Levine’s explanation was that he just wanted to make uo some sou­ venirs "or : is -^riends. J he Vienna police drooned the charce for lack of proof. 1 he International News Service cables that Levine, overjoyed, left for Paris by o I ane and at the same time announced his intension of making a solo flight around the world in a olane that v/i I I make 3 000 mile hops anc* w i I I he equioned with a me chan Seal pilot will enable Levine to slee> cS he flies. He said he had intended to keep the f I jrht 2 secret but -tkr?*£ his arrest had f o r c e r1 'rim to reveal is Ian. he r e - c I a r f j s , th- i nt er nr t i on a I ne^'S V'hcre . t h r t he v an t e o the coirs l h a t caused all the trouble in Austria, 5 e r -- 2 S 2 . Page i.'E 3 AL 3 ^ I 4 L. . V / •» i c* i h ! ( r i - c* r L p u L_* 2 3 4 They v:ere to 'rave his likeness on one sic:e anr' a sketch of the globe on the other. s n I f I to I d v hat e Vienna police”, added ? arrested again". I thoucht of the ■w Levine, "I'd be 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 201 21 22 23 24 25 Page 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 1 There has been a motion o i c t u r e riot over in Berlin. Yes, the film was from Hollywood. "ALL .DIET OK THE .EST- Ldi' F..LNT" was the name of it. When it came on “there were shouts of derision, screaiinr anr’ general rioting and then to a finishing touch to the oande- ionium, h u n d r e d s o r white in i c e were turned loose in the theatre. You can imagine the excitement that would cause. i he boys didn't fotcet their stench-bombs either. .»hat a narty it turned out to be I 15 16 17 j 18 19 | ao! 21 I 22 23 24 : 25 a r i rht hand man to Ado I oh Fist fights were starter! and the The film riot was ** said to be under J he leadership of a member of the i chstag, hitler. so I ice, hopelessly outnum’ereri, were pow or 'css *"0 interfere* According to t h e International im e v/ s Service, fifty n e o n I e were injured in the melee. / g -p pj ^ y fg e i c ns l a' sessions con — veneh it was oredicter! that the govern­ ment's program suggesting './ays and ans of rettinn out of iresent difficulties, om ANY - 2 ' y victory over the combined radical opposition, In ' tion ' . This t , by the v/ay, • e-. :iied t,o t e eimed at the American I'icturizotion of CJei-men war life. Y lj , f nd hert:' anoth .r interesting little Intemntional :*» • Service ii ** tch from Berlin. Fifty student, were arrested whl 1 conductin.* a secret dueling meet. You knov -- dueling I outl* Aed !n "er v ny -- but they re m to be doing e lot of t * 1 • f! 'htin.-* ju.it H I N A 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Page li In China an American missionary has just ° 0 en released by a bandit nana. f---1 j he i*i r s . 0. Hayv/ard of Seattle M r s. Hayward and an Enclish nurse, named iviiss Somersal I , were travel ing with a iv'ongol escort. Sand its attacked them. The Mongol escort fought back. But the two white wo len ’: re caitured. And nov/, according to the International Nev/s Service, they have r e a op o ar e d safely at P e i pinc af t er a 40 days’ journey from a remote corner of interior China* 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 ' t •1 i.*Vc n;.d a t tinie this week loDkiug up some of my old Chicago newspaper essoci tes, I droored in to see my old boss Dick Finnegan. I Fi ked him to lend me a hsnd end pick the most intere t: .* it< . of the dey for me. The r uO ry he nicked Is atou‘ t:.- * ir, * 'n >f a b inch of ->od fellov/s who crll themselves tl Duilc of lor’.er ' i'-f -OrJ’an rummers. 2 . ;;.s r- -1 Li. Page 13 The Guild of horrner Pipe-Organ Pumpers is an organization of chaos who in their you eh ^ufti^ed pioe: organs, and the Grand * d i a o c; o n o i he o r r e r is one Chet Chafer s of i hree if i vers, Michigan. Chet knows there's a lot \ rone with the world and he wants to make everyt ing right. His nresent blast, which is reported in the 9 C hicago u a i I y News, is right to the point. 10 uhet vants to establ ish a definite effer- n vescence point for vanilla sodas. 12 Ju I ius Kosenwald of Chicago is a is member of the guild of ex-pipe organ 14 oumners and he comes to the front with a 15 red hot n r o p o s a I for better t! i n g s. iVi r • io kosenwald v/ants to retire all the out- 17 standing no-par f nonoart icioatinc, no n re- ia funding, 7 per cent, prior lien, four-ply, 19 non -cur I ing dr i v er s ' I i censes. 20 j brand J i a p a s 0 n Shafer also announces that the oturners have a nev official. he j -" .atheson, a Chicaro archi- 22 is victor r.nr're :i of f ic i a I trans- tect, anr' he has ' een nanier 24 noser of the guild. I his is caused by an 25 exploit that iv.r. k , atheson accomplished in 3. Eiv; Page 3 4 5 6 *7 8 9 10 11 12 1 13 14 15 16 i J 2 his c h i I d in o: d • He w as a pumper in a church at Lvanston. At the age of 13 he was 1ired and told to pump no more. 3 o the ousted 3, at he son took revenue, sneaked into He interior of the organ and t r an so os e r' eight rnpes, and that wrecked one full church service. He 18 I 19 ! 20 | 22 ' 23 24 25 i CG Page__ /J7 Th 1 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 13 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 ^ 1 1 i!_ht I t oI c' you a dog s-ory cnr' since then dog stories have been 0 o u s in in i p o m g v g p y v h 0 p s • 1 n "f 3. c ii 1 * v g c' \ mj t V top 3 look of r o o s t op i e s . nere's onei that two folks have sent alone, a a I 1 h i 6 I m an 0 s .* t. A i p y , w. ar y I an d , sent it. Anrl so id o ha pies Roderick of ivlid- d I e t ov:n , i\ apy I and . [he story v.'as orinted in both the .. t . Airy reporter and the V at ley Register of i i del I e t own . Here it is:- Harry Kolter went hunting down ffarvland way with a farrier friend. Mhen they were out in the fields and wanted to light uo their oioes, they found they didn’t have a mate’ . ^ o harry sent his doc, Jeff, back to the house to fetch a match. his farmer friend laughed and said: "3 s v , Kerry, don't try to kid me. 1 hat doc doesn't know v/hat yoi/re talking about. ' But he was wrong. He didn't know Jetf. The dor dashed off. out be rirn't come back. I hey vcen r louring for h i .ii. , . _jpi i that's the story, i.hat har happened. ,iei i , Jef1_ had cone to the house alllricht. But he couldn't find a match. A log fire was burning on the hearth. So the wise o I ^ doc nicked up a burning brand to take to lis master. He started out with the burn inn l"ranr' in his mouth, and as he hurried a I one;, the brand set fire to a bush. And the bush set fire to the forest. When Harry and the farmer found Jeff, what was the dog doing?- Why, fichtinc the forest fire, of course. that's the story, be!ieve it or not. £ 3 1 6| 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 18 17 18 19 20 21 La.s e n i q h c jus t as I was going on t f* 6 air that b i c nows story about the n o i s o n fog came over the wire. oo I h u r - rieciy had to drop out something in order ii in. lh e piece I left out was a comic item that the United Press had sent from Arizona. It's in nearly every news la^er today. IV; ay be you missed it. It was p i p i n. A telegram was received by Sarah Bradley, olerk of ’:he Supreme oourt of Yuma Bounty, Arizona. It was sicned M r . Wead of Jacumba, California, and it read: nY,ire immediately, collect, name of V'onian I married in Yuma November se- condTT. The clerk informed Mr. t.ea^ that he haH married Leila urnora*!.’, al-;' o Jc~- cum’oa. Go th<- bewildered r.r. Wead nov/ knov*s the name of the I ac y on ftKom he b e s t ow e d t hr n ame o T fv- r • «»c <- • 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 T:: t; C h i c f1 r ) i q ! i c e h s. c1 a bomb scare this morning. I don't know if you'd call t nat ne'.’.s, ecause Chicago is in what some folks c a. I I c h e " o i n e a i 1 e belt'. Anyway, accori'inn 'o the Chica o Tribune, two bombs were reported an ' the cons went ri ht aroun- to the scene of the supposed explosion. There were no explosions, how­ ever, just a n i'ht watchman, who was bav­ in n argument nth two men. Why no, he sai':, he didn't telenhone anything about t,ro bui'.. , • He merely said that there van a bit of trouble caused by two BUMS. Th cons went back to the station, declarinr the "BOMB" scare nothing but a "BUM" steer. Page _ ______ _ 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Page l? a b o u ■ n i c h t but o n Bar k e r f amou s The nrec't banana mystery is just cleared up. I tolc’ you the other that b an an e s do not crow, on trees plcnts and are I ike cabbages and .<6 11, clone, comes Ldward U. of new crleans. Mr. Barker is a ban anoIoc i st. He grows bananas. He eats bananas. He ha.s even s ! i ooed on banana neels. and Mr. barker confirms the story that i quoted from the Literary Digest to he effect that bananas do not grow on trees and adds some information of wor I d shak i no i mtoortance . he says a bunch of bananas is called a "stem7T. A v;r an, or sort of sheaf or fan-shaped cluster of bananas on the bunch is called a "hand". bach individual an an a is called a "finger1. And the b an an a ‘tree - I rn e an plan t - i s c r o v n f r om a bulb which is called a "b i tn. I hose are the correct and technical ter ms. And the bunch of bananas might just say i o a hand of bcr nanas next time you buy a - if you c ver do - you your grocer: irQeal me 11. j\n d v hen you stop at p. Tony's f Pago 3 4 2 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 r u i t1 a nr, to !o uy a banana, you n i c h"t I : i. ‘Tony, i v g m g a ~f i n r er or t,:o fingers or three fingers. i don't know 1 hat I ony ill say. He niay c i ve rne the bananas - anr’ then again he may have a different u ne’er stand i no of the meaning of three f i ngers. e I I , that hot flash about st ems and wraps anr’ fingers and bits just about rounds uo this week's news. I am going to ,.ilv’aul'ee tomorrow, and M i I waukee , as you knov;, is a town famous, not for its bananas, but for its zoo. in fact, it's A my favorite zoo and l pr obab I y v/ ill feed he monkeys at the zoo i'll be on my way now. ivlonday. Match your a few bananas v h so I e I T m t he r e . so lone untiI steo and look out tor that banana reel.